Clearly, Sainsburys is a cover for an anti terrorist organisation who's false persona has been discovered by a middle eastern extreme group. Gold stars for you.
I mean, really? Did the 'bomber' have their map upside down or something?
"Ve must stike ze store called 'Sainsbury' in Hayvards Heath. Because ze town name has 'var' in it!"
This has obviously inconvenienced the orange shoppers and has prevented them from buying £2 jeans and Churgers (thats chicken burgers to you). They must be shaking there fists in anger about the Nectar points they've lost.
Of course, im coming from the 'not knowing if its true or not' angle. It may well be true. If thats the case, shit there's a bomb in my local supermarket.
But not shit, because im not there, im at home in quite Bolnore where not even the possible destruction of a supermarket can dampen spirits. We have a Somerfield/ Co-Op here, so we;ll survive.
Now, Tesco must be jumping up and down with the occasional spin by the very thought of this. People now have to trundle to Tesco Burgess Hill where they can pick up blue stripe crap.
I of course will mention it when i next go in, as the 12,298th person.
