Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas and a happy new year one and all!!


I can't believe how quickly Christmas has come this year, it's like 'woooaaaahhhh ohh maahh gaaaddd its Christmas tomorrow!!' it's totally flown by for the first time. It must be because of work, all of a sudden your day is done, and done and done then BAM you're unwrapping socks.


I just stubbed my big toe. Ouch =[


I am very excited for 2012. I've my play which I'm directing, it's my debut and I'm too excited! i bought a pair of sparkly black shoes and i haven't worn them yet, so i've decided to save them until opening night! They are lovely. Im also going to be a London 2012 Gamesmaker for both the Olympic and Paralympic games! EEEKKK. I will be greeting people to the venues and get them ready for their stuff to be x-rayed and to be frisked. HOW JOLLY. Hopefully Central will invite me to audition again, i'd love more than anything to study there next October and move in with Emma, that will be a highlight of life right there, yes indeedy.


Do comment with what you're looking forward to next year, i am interested!!


Tonight, i shall watch EastEnders which will consist of Zainab being emotionally tormented by Yusef while Mas and D are too late by mere minutes. WHO IS PHILS STALKER?!! Thats the big question. Anywho, i must go and prepare for tomorrows festivities I CANT WAIT PRESENTS!!!!!!LJSCBSJKD,BVS,JVBS,BVZSVJBZXDFGJ.KDFG,.com

You Better Watch Out

Hideeho.


I can't believe that Christmas is in 10 days and 2012 will soon follow.


As per the usual. Many things have happened since i last posted, which i believe was in October. That's disgusting. My stats tell me that a lot of Americans read my blogs, this is very flattering, welcome my yankiee friends.


So to begin, and I'm not sure if i've said, Thorpe Park was incredible, just what i needed. Fright Nights is something people should do if they want to do something completely different for a month, amazing people and the thrill you get out of making people fall over in terror is truly Mastercard Priceless.


My London 2012 journey has very much begun. A Gamesmaker interview and a volunteer performer audition and recall. Sizzle me, can i get a sizzle?! Thanks. Yes, i have been chosen to guide people into venues, welcome them into the Olympic Park and guide them through security. Essentially, if you're going to see Sir Chris Hoy cycle is socks off, or the f*cking gorgeous Tom Daley dive, you'll see my smiling face welcoming you and asking you to remove your shit before it's scanned. An amazing opportunity. I've also had a recall to be one of the thousands of performers who open and close the ceremonies. I hope i get this too, and i bloody hope i get to do both. I won't know if i've got the performer role until January late, fingers crossed they are :D


So i will take it upon myself to learn "Welcome to the Olympic Park" or whatever venue in as many languages as i can. Google Translate however is in no way helping, when i got to listen to how to say it, I'm greeted by a glitchy ramble of made up sounding words. Plan B.


This may well be the last time i blog in 2011. I just want to say it's been.. well i can't be bothered to go into detail now, this was just to let you know I'm not dead and that things are going well. I may write again soon with more in-depth-ness.


Merry Christmas!

Bye Bye BB

How now brown cow?

Well after staying in Banstead for 3 days, i'll be heading home to the Hill after dinner in which i shall make fried egg noodles with honey gammon with peppers. Even by typing it I'm excited to chow down. I'll eat it down, down to china town.


I can't thank my wonderful Andy & Michelle enough for letting me stay in their wonderful home while I work at Thorpe Park, it's really helping to save money, thank you both so so much!


Fright Nights are still going well, although i think all the haze I'm breathing in is giving me this nasty cough which won't go away!

Im so hoping to see Emma soony! Especially now that I'm living as close as i will be for now, it seems silly not to! Although I am very poor so i may have to wait till November D: This situation would be hideously unwelcome. I tried to type 'unwelcomed' and it's red lining me. I just think it's odd that it must have an objective for it to qualify for past tense status. Humph.


Im finally selling the BB. The lack of internet use for days left me moderately unhappy and gave me a good enough excuse reason to bump it off to a BBBL (BlackBerry bum licker) on Ebay. This will hopefully fund me.


But Liam, what phone is great enough to be held in your hands? I hear you cry, well of course the iPhone 4S. To all the haters, lets not forget the 3G - 3GS transition shall we? The same thing is happening here, so i wasn't disappointed, in fact i would have been surprised if the iPhone 5 came out this year considering how well received the iPhone 4 was. Too much was expected in my opinion. The 4S apparently racked up more pre-orders in a shorter time than it's predecessor. 'People are only buying it because Steve Jobs died'  You may say that, and it may well have played a part, but regardless it's better than the iPhone 4 just like the 3GS was to the 3G. So drink some cold water and sit down.

Smoking Fun

So so what can i say?!


Thorpe Park is simple this bonafied official Oxford Collins word:

Absolfuckingutelyamazinglycool

Yeah, i went there. If you're offended by this word, then you should see someone about that, my blog, and you will read my amazing words! =]

The Curse is such a great maze, for those who are Fright Night  virgins, The Curse is an old ship which is cursed by this woman who wants to take over the souls of those who enter the ship. It's heavy scheisse.

Scaring people is far more satisfying than i thought it would be, ok, so imagine when you jump out at someone, or boo scare them or make them poo themselves when you 'save their life' I make people feel that, and worse every 5 minutes!! Such a great feeling, i love it. 

I've also moved closer, *Que advert voice* saving myself a whopping 25 miles and halving my journey time! YAY =]

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Have also sent letters to local schools to see if they're interested in my play being shown there, hoping i get at least one interested, that would be fab, but if not, screw you with a cactus. In as many orifices as possible.

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I am VERY impressed with Glee so far, the 3rd episode is without a doubt one of the best Glee episodes ever, it brought me to near tears! Season 3 is deffo beating S2 already, loved the whole Mike Chang story and it was so great to see more of Mercedes, the whole DreamGirls number was fab :D

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What do you think of my new blog template?

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Toodaloo!

Part 2

By looking at my graphs and other such mathematical devices I can see that 'Part 1'  was fairly popular and that ya'll still like to read what i put out there, which is nice to know =]


So it's going to be a beautiful week with warm weather which (hello alliteration) sounds lovely, the last time we feel vague heat until July next year.


My hair, currently a lush blonde, is rooting like crazy. Emma says it's cool and looks 'indie' but i don't know what I want to do next with it. I like being blonde more than i thought i would, so i may stay blondeyboo, sounds like i've answered my own question. YAY me.




Glee was good the other day, the only real good song was Anything Goes/ Anything You Can Do which was a great number. I LOLD when Rachel and Kurt were blubbering in the car because they finally realised they were up themselves. Loving the Blaine and Kurt love too, so sweet and lovely =] WTF QUINN?!?! That is all. Sue was ever on the edge too.


I went to my Thorpe Park induction on Friday, got there an hour early ¬¬. So i fell asleep in the car whilst trying to read a book as i do. Everyone there was lovely, can't wait to work with them, we went round the park like fricken tourists trying to find answers to questions like 'How much do pancakes cost from Naughty but Nice?' It was soul destroying not being able to go on any rides. However the dilemma is that they didn't tell us when to go in on Monday... i know right.. 


HUNGREH. I want some bacon but i don't like the smell that gets all over me and the grease that gets everywhere. Shall settle for Ready Brek or the likes of.

However by simply looking at this picture makes me moist. In more than one place. May have to reconsider my choices...

Part 1

Ok, writing this using the new interface, I'm not sure if me likey.


First things this first... WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?! Ive been looking for you everywhere! You can't run of like that, i have spoked to you in weeks. It's terrible! I've been thinking for some time;

"My, I haven't written a blog in foreverrrrrrr''

This is true.

ENOUGH WAFFLE. 

So I'm current at the University of Gap Year and I'm loving it. Work is actually going A LOT better now that we have new management. They are saints, i liked my old AM, there was nothing wrong with her, but these two are brilliant at what they do and we're actually starting to become a better store and team because of it. Loving work which is great, still tiring but still loving. :D

My directorial debut has been postponed due to not having a cast. LOLZ. I shall be popping it on in March, I want to do it properly, even if it takes me way longer than expected. Everything is pretty much in place, I just need a lovely 4 membered cast who can do what i say like fetch my coffee and take direction. Maybs not the first bit. Maybe. Still real excited for that me is!

I'm about to start working at Thorpe Park for a month which will be incredible, seriously can not wait for that!! XD *happy fayce*

I still haven't found anywhere to live closely which sucks as it's miles from home and theres no way I'm driving to and fro many times. No thank you very much indeed kindly sir.

Glee tonight! OK, lets clear the air here, if it's worse than Season 2, which i hope to Sue it won't be, then i will disown my Glee mug. (Glug) Canne, wait, Glee has many happy memories for me <3

I wanting Apple to hurry the feck up announce their new iPhones, fed up with my BlackBerry now, considering it's the top 'o' range one, i've had a Curve and used a Bold and i'd consider them more reliable. Im also an Apple whore who bares their products, that's why they're pricey because they pay me paternity rates and tech-nancy costs. FUR REEL.

Megz long post, but there's so much to catch up on! Scone?

Yes, scone as in traffic cone. There is no other way.

I've decided i like the new layout. I love this, typing write this very consonant has reignited my liking for blowguns. <--- That's meant to say bloggings. Auto correct is hilarious.

End if part 1. 

The Big World

My my so here i am, over a week since being 18 and let me tell you this, i don't really feel any different, I'm not let down by the lack of differentiation but i do get excited when i actually go out and buy alcohol and go Brighton knowing i can get in with no worry and whatnot which is fab. I haven't been selling myself to feed an addition to clubbing, i've only been out once since my birthday and thats fine by me =]


I was going through this bog big box which has been in my room since i've moved, and i found all my old school uniforms, and memories came flooding back as they do! Even just missing the routing of getting up at the same time each morning, putting on the shirt and jumper and doing my 8-3 Monday to Friday. I'd like to do it all again, just for a week though!


I miss my friends dearly, unfortunately nothing exciting has been happening with me, it's all died down a bit which sucks, July was a lot more exciting, so I'm looking forward to September to start working on my play again! 


Work is crazy, both our manager and a/m have left so we're slightly on our uppers, but it does make work that little bit more exciting, not knowing what the day will be like, this is probably the reason why I'm still there.. everyday is different. Unlike Waitrose where i would just be on the till for four hours doing the same thing, no two days are the same at Costa.





My results were good, I got an A in my dance practical! YES!! Couldn't believe that at all! Got a C overall in Dance and a D in Comms & Culture which i don't give a poo about, and of course a DD in Performing Arts, So i've got enough points, grades whatever to pretty much go anywhere I wanna go =] Im auditioning for Drama School again for 2012 entry, I've decided i'll apply to CSSD, LAMDA, GSA, and Guildhall! Very excited about it all again and can't wait to get stuck in!


I was going to talk about something else but my train of thought has been temporarily suspended...................


I've written an awful lot in a short space of time, clearly there was much to update you all on!


Just a nice little update for you today, oh and because I LOVE Christmas, it's 121 days away, so get planning, saving, shopping, wrapping!!


Toodles.

Riots, Markets & My 18th

My my hasn't a lot been going on over the last few nights? 


We all know about the riots, you can't escape it and strangely a lot of people are on the same side in terms of it's publicity. 


The debate now is to whether to bring in the army or not. Personally i don't think we should get the army involved as the mindless thugs and bandwagon-jumpers run away when the police run towards them, they can do the job but they need more on the streets and take a firmer hand, which i think they are scared to do because of previous incidents. 


Unfortunately the riots are spreading to Birmingham, Bristol and Liverpool. I also hear that Brighton could possibly be on the cards, which i really hope doesn't come to reality as events are being cancelled left right and centre with Notting Hill facing either being cancelled or postponed, not forgetting Pride is at risk in Brighton. It would be disgusting for these vandals to ruin others fun. This is how NOT to gain respect, how NOT to get your voice heard.
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The markets are in a shitty state. To simplify the US nearly ran out of money, which sucks because they buy a lot of things from other countries. Their credit rating was downgraded which means the country has a small risk in not paying its debts so people are less likely to buy from them and invest money in their businesses in fear they will not see any return.


Our market; the FTSE 100 is also affected by this and by other factors such as the riots and the Eurozone debt crisis. The FTSE 100 is a group of the biggest companies in the UK, and is used to manage business prosperity. It began at 1000 'points' in the 80's and reached a high of 6950.6 in 1999 and a low of less than 3500 in 2009. Generally <5000 is bad, >6000 is great with anything in-between being just right. This number is affected when people buy/sell shares the companies offer in the index offer. The more people buy shares in hope to see a profit when companies make their profit mean you'll earn money on the company's income. The more shares you have the more money you earn, however this swings both ways, if the company makes a loss you lose your investment. So when share holders lose confidence and think the companies won't make money they sell their shares for however much they are worth for that particular company. Just because the FTSE may be down, company shares can still be up.
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On lighter news IT'S MY 18TH ON FRIDAY!!! I can NOT wait, excitement is finally setting in as we are 2 days and 11 hours away! Im very excited to enter the life where i can make my own decisions and can do things without written permission of mummy! Any harsh reality will not enter my mind until the glorious sugar coating has been eaten =] I hope as many people can come out and celebrate with me, not only will it be a time to celebrate my amazing 18 years on this world but to get away from the shite which is happening. 


Love to all!

Peeved

Yes i am peeved and i will tell you why this is so, i still haven't been paid. STILL. I know i go on about this a lot, but it SUCKS to not know when you'll be paid, a lot of you lucky devils you, you know when you're going to receive your dollah. Me? It can be anytime between the 26th and the 4th. It's a big window to be penniless. Jusayin.


Furthermore my fellow readers, my mobile telecommunications device is getting on my tits very much. WHY?! You once again question; because i've passworded the damn thing with just 4 numbers. 4. Simple. Numbers. I willingly connected it to mon laptop to update it and it asks me for the password (to which i was rather impressed) so i enter it in, as you do and it tells me it's incorrect. Ermmmmm, no i believe it is correct considering I'm the master of said phone and I set it.. so.. yeah.. wtf?! 


I'm now on my last attempt to which I'm petrified of entering the number because it smugly tells me it'll wipe everything. I am nervous and on edge. I'd rather not loose everything dear phone, but if you're going to act like a bratty child and do this to me then i'll have no option to send you to eBay in which you WILL be sold to some poor person who doesn't know what they're letting themselves in to. DO you want that do you? EH? DO you?!

Blackberrys really are this fun.

Yes ladies and gents.. it's a fucking Blackberry. ¬¬

Creating Something Wonderful

A word you'll be seeing around a bit more, Bravado is what i've called my theatre company! I had to have one for the rights letter i had to send off, so i thought why not come up with one i'd actually be happy to use, rather one plucked out of the air with as much thought a bulimic gives to a chef.


So just waiting to get the license, shouldn't be too long now, but don't keep me waiting yeah? Ta.

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Antigone. How did you read that? I first read it as 'anti.gone' (as in antifreeze & gone with the wind) and was surprised to hear it's real pronunciation of 'an.ti.gon.e' If that makes sense to you.. Yeah so i saw that the other night, and here is my really-important-only-opinion-that-counts, review... ;]

"A great show. Stylistically beautiful to watch with thoughtful music accompanying the action. Strong performances and clever change over between the two Creons, goose bump moments include the slow action live burial of Antigone, a chilling message from blind prophet Tiresias and Creon holding his dead son and wife in his arms. Easy to understand story with rich text giving the performance a complex vibe."

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If my sources are correct, i believe my Emma & Hannah are home now =] Gurls, i've MISSED you too much, at one point i had a shrine and strands of your hair by my bed, i even you wrote you a song. Not really, i'd be on some kind of list if that were so. I'm not missing you that much. Just the normal amount of miss was felt. But now you're both back, (unless Emma was sold to an italian for her charm or Hannah couldn't say no to the Viennese mountains) you can resume your less exciting and train filled lives here. =] Can't wait for the catch up! <3

Dive In

My apologies for the dwindling blog posts, i know your life has been missing something, like a puzzle needing it's final piece which happens to a centre part, this entry will make you whole again. 'Que. Atomic Kitten'


I am currently in the midst of directing and producing a show, not my own, i don't totally trust my ability of written nature, it's called 'The Ugly One' It's a great play, it has huge potential which hopefully i can bring out =]


It's taken me hours. Hours. To make initial notes. I'm currently at the stage of writing how i want things to be done and drawing possibilities of staging. Im dead exited about putting this on, i still need to get rights... it would be like the whole world lining up and poking me severely with a fork if i was told i couldn't do it.. but let's not talk about the evil. What's it about i once again hear you ask me, you curious cats, well it doesn't sound as good when i explain it but i'll tease you like sale teases the poor or how cake teases the diabetic..

"There is such a thing a being too beautiful, it can consume, change and conquer you. Vanity is your friend. Love your face and others will love it too. Everyone loves your face.''

Fricking wanting to see it now aren't ya?!? If not get out, close this window and drink some undrinkable substance. ie a brick or a horseshoe.


Can't wait for casting and rehearsals.


So yeah, i've dived in and decided to use my gap year effectively by giving directing a try, i hope it works out, im sure it will, just CAN'T WAIT.


How is your life going? Good to hear it!


This is all i have to say for now.


Toodle pip. Cheerio. Au revoir. Tutty bye. Cya. Till next time. Byebye. Laters. Speak soon. Farewell. Adiós. Arrivederci. Catch you later.

Agitated

*The following blog has been rated 12A by the Liam Maddin Blog Association. This blog contains strong language, mental slander and use of capital lettered words. Readers should be prepared for the above.*
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I am writing this whilst being filled with agitation, and i am agitated! So much so that even writing the word agitated one more time would make me burst into a rage of rage.


WHY? you cry and wonder in your mind. Well, im very upset that im not seeing my very close friends, barely if at all, and i miss them. Two are in Europe, one is so indulged in a show that i can't have a conversation with them and the other i just don't see. I am upset and unhappy. This entry will be more of a personal one, one that i haven't done in a while, but they do pop up, and HERE IT FUCKING IS!!

"If you don't 

know you have, 

then something

 is seriously wrong."

I am so glad i'm spending time with my Sophie, i miss her so much and i don't know if she knows that, but i do so i can't wait to spend the day with her tomorrow blowing my hard earnt money on a material item in a bid to raise my happiness which is currently 6/10. It sucks.


I NEED to channel this SHITTY NEGATIVE ENERGY into SOMETHING CREATIVE. MY GOD.  


I will most CERTAINLY be directing a play. Don't know which one yet, but i will fucking direct a play whether it's shit or not. It wont be shit, it WILL be GREAT. 


i won't share what's really bothering me. I'm not one to air my dirty laundry in public, but if you (yes YOU) are reading this, you have annoyed me greatly, if you know you have, then let's sort this yeah? If you don't know you have, then something is seriously wrong. Seriously.


End of my most obscene, bitchy blog. &^£$^@%(^*)@(_)*£&@£*^$

And They're Off!

So two of my dearest friends are setting of for Europe as we speak, they're on their way to Stansted right now. Im so excited for them, travelling around Europe, i would LOVE to do that at some point.


This is a lovely picture that i drew for Emma and Hannah, people did ask if freehanded this, i did say to some that i did, but then i thought..

''Me, draw this? I wish! Ha!''

I got a D in art. No i did trace it, but it think it's one amazing piece of tracing. YES the UK is that close to France. No really.

The red lines are where they're going.

HAVE FUN GUYS!

Also, after a month or so of ups and downs of what i want to get out of my gap year, im finally starting to put the wheel in motion by ready more plays and compiling a list of ones i'd like to do!
Hooray!
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Also, work is better now i've asked for me to not work over 30 hours, which for me is just right, anymore and i find it really tiring. I do laugh at those who think if you mix whole & skimmed milk that it creates semi-skimmed! LOLORREHA it does not, if anything you're making the milk more watery and more f a t t e n i n g as even skimmed has a tiny amount of fat in. WHY DON'T YOU DO SEMI SKIMMED??!! I hear you whale.. well the answer is because i don't really know why.. i think because we'd have to have 9 milk jugs in total which is just cray cray, and besides things taste better with whole milk i've tried drinks with skinny milk and it's not the same!


BYE

My Dream

Well, apart from not really sleeping much last night, the dream i did have was quite strange, more distressing than strange but non the less it must mean something. SO sorry to Jacob, as he was the one who ended up worse off :P 

Jacob had died. We were in my old school for some reason, a group of BTEC 2s and Jacob were doing some creative im sure, then Andy, Jacob and I went off to my old RE room and were talking. Jacob then went off the common room to then horribly suffer a heart attack and die. Now just Andy and I were really around with Joe B popping up later..

I was more devastated then i could ever imagine, harrowing cries and screaming filled 'T Block' and i couldn't be calmed down at all. Andy kept asking me why i was so upset (insensitive klunge) and i just kept on balling my eyes out, screaming 'he's dead' and 'NOOO!!' :'[

A few hours/days/ a week later i was going to Tesco with Burns. He couldn't understand why i was so upset either,  our conversation went a little like this..

J: 'I just don't understand why you got so upset'

L: 'You'll never understand'

J: 'Why can't you tell me?

L: 'I just can't, it..'

J: 'You can talk to me you know..'

L: 'I know i can, but things have been iffy between us in the past and i don't want to make anything more awkward than it has been'

WHAT THE FU*K does THAT mean??!?!?! That's how i remember it and it ended on such a line like that, how could i do that to myself? Well well,  no idea what to do now, might just leave it. I can guess some people i know will very much read into this and will come up to me and talk to me about it and how i really feel, but there's no need :p

SO that was my dream,, not very uplifting or happy, but i thought i would share with ya'll what was going on in my head in my few hours of kip.

My Dear

Looking for a new background for your blog is hard, it has to be something which makes your words easy to read, interesting yet not distracting. It's hard to find the perfect background.


Now working for the next four days in a row, (5 including today) which is crazy, atm i don't mind it, but this is because im only on day 1. Come day three and i be throwing coffee at peoples faces and serving evil stares with them marshmellows!!


I can't wait to be paid at the end of this month, totally going shopping with Sophie and ima SPEND. I deserve it. Slaving away while my other friends laze around on their behinds. I still love you my lazy friends :D


I was watching an episode of EastEnders, but it's been on pause for nearly 2 hours now. Nanny called. Need a say more?


Short blog, this was really to fill the time.


A better, more juicer filled blog to follow shortly.


KISSYPOOS

Now's The Time

I've had a cracking time at my mums cousins surprise party up in Crewe! Despite a three hour 45 minute car ride each way, a quick nap before hand i was ready to go. 


I love my family, there's so many of us which means there's always a different story to be heard. They're lovely. I swear family that i never knew existed where present, and they were, all the never-before-seen people were there, (or the ones that i can remember) including the poor girl who got wankered after 3 glasses of wine and the lovely woman who can read your feet. And no, that's not a typo. She. Can. Read. Your. Feet.


Not read as in reading a book, that would be silly and humanly insane. Appaz, the left if your past and the right is your present. Each toe has a specific meaning and don't you dare even think about asking me what they mean as i cant remember any for the life if me you toe rag, if you'll pardon the pun.


Travelodge, i had forgotten how nice your beds were, keep up the good work.


Train tracking back to mi familia, i got a lot of commenting on how i make people laugh/ smile/ fall to the fall in hysteria/ cry like all of lifes happiness has come at once because of what i post on facebook, wheather this be status', videos or pics they seem to like it. Im also hoping that they r- you know what i will talk to you directly...


Hey family =] Do let me know if you read my blogs of mine, if you do, thats great and if you don't or have just started then do read back and read ahead, im sure you'll find this most enjoyable. Almost like a never ending book but one that you actually want to enjoy but has no beginning middle and most certainly no end.


I have consumed 5 Krispy Kreme doughnuts and a whole judas damned bag of share sized crisps and shit me do i feel grose.(sp?) 


Love YALL. 

Before I Neglect

Not blogged in over a week now, how could i do that to you? My kind readers. So as i sink into my delicious virgin sunrise (i still have no tequila) i shall tell you whata magwarn (what of my gran) in my world.

Colourful refreshment

My dilemmas from my previous entry 'What To Do' have now all be solved by an ingenious friend of mine. Everything he said made sense, it was great to hear what i really needed to hear, and the fact that it came from someone who i hadn't seen in a while also helped in a strange way. So all is good on my year ahead =]


Work (Slavery even) is crazy, im just about coping with 30-32 hours a week, its ok for now but i wouldn't wanna be doing anymore than that. "Well all you do is froth milk and make coffee" F**K YOU I am on my feet all day which for 8 hours at a time 4 times a week is pretty mad.


Mum came back from Turkey last week, she had a good time although it doesn't sound like my cup a tea. I don't like the idea of slipping the Turkish government a tenner at border control, sounds a little corrupt..


My dearest friend sophie passed her driving test yersters! Horrah for her :D she can now take me places and such so i can drink my self away. wwwwooooo =]


Currently reading Martina Cole's The Family after being inspired by watching a tv adaptation of The Runaway which was f**king amazing if i do say so myself! Loved it and would seriously recommend ya'll watching it. 


Also got my iPhone screen repaired at last, went to BTN with Emma and Andy, they watched a subtitled parody of Downfall in which sentences like 'fuck me with a crowbar' are used. It was hilarious, especially when the lady who i was talking to could hear and see them two which made her laugh! YEAH LETS WATCH A HITLER FILM IN THE APPLE STORE. :| Twas funny though ;)