Windfall

Yes, I would very much like a windfall of ANY kind. Lottery, inheritance, discovery of a large amount of dollah, finding kaching in my pocket.. ANYTHING!


Not having money as well all know, SUCKS like crazy. It's unnatural to not have money. How can i help the economy get going if i can't spend money? The problem is, people aren't spending money these days, especially on high priced food items and quality coffee which funds my very happiness and living. It's simple maths really. (Money + spend) = good economy = more spending money = me getting paid more = Liam at his very best.


Sounds shallow i know, but im the kinda guy who just has values quality. Naturally. It actually stems further, but we shan't go in to that.


MOOOOOVING ON. Glee's Regional episode rocked my world. It was by far the best episode of the season. Why? I hear you cry in your tones of curiosity, well because for the first time it had everything a first season episode had. Feeling & cracking music.


Also, to keep my word, i was hungry earlier, but now im not. I obviously cleared my hunger by eating. Some clear it by drinking a lot of water or like.. having hot drink. Serious. So it's not always solved the way you think!


Shakespeare is going good. TBH, im NGL, and FYI im very excited, we have a great adaptation on our hands. We can't loose the flame for it now, keep going team =]

Royal Wedding this Friday. I couldn't imagine having a 1,900 guest list and like what, at least 300 and probably more for the reception. Cooking for that would be tough, imagine doing THAT on Masterchef! Im pretty sure William doesn't even want, and Kate for that matter, that many people.. If I were the King of Southamokdwokza I wouldn't expect and invite, none the less the French Prez. Can he understand what's being said? Has he even met Kate or Will? 
''Oh hello there, you must be the President of France?''
 'Oui'
''Well, i hope to see more of you in the future''
'Non mez amis, j'amapelle buseh allez Libya.' 
''Oh, is Libya a friend of yours?''
'NON!'
''Oh, sorry, we hope you joy the sandwiches. There's cucumber, cheese and egg.=] '' 
:| awwwkwaaaaarrrd.

Bring On The Trumpets

Oh Haiiiiii y'all!


I've some wonderful news for you, i finally passed my Barista assessment! Thats right! After 8 months, yes 8.. it took a few attempts.. I now get my own name badge, a shiny coffee bean pin, my name on the till and YAY! Making coffee, well it's not as easy as you think.. kinda.. sorta, well all i'll say is that it takes more than boiling water and milk frothing to make the yummy cup'o'coffee.


Hooraying aside, i finally watched the end of Patch Adams this morning at Hannah's which i enjoyed, such a great film, a great feel good film.


So i spent last night at Hannah's with Terri, Laura, Andy and Oisin, we played ring of fire twice, had we carried on I think it could have got a lot messier, Andy and Hannah had to drink the dirty pint, after which Hannah nearly vommed and began making no sense.. as you do! Twas trololol. It was the first time i had ever played and i would happily play it again, ALTHOUGH i can see how it can get VERY messy... Oisin snores louder than my mum, which i thought was hard to beat, he wouldn't shut up and could also sleep through a nuclear explosion.


Andy and Oisin then followed me home like pervy stalkers and were honking at me all the way home. I felt this was inappropriate. Literally they followed me home. They came in, I made myself breakfast (it was Ready Brek) had some water then played Kinect Adventures which Andy loves and made Oisin a bit sweaty.. It's very hilarious watching them flail around. 


When they left, i sat in the sun for a while to soak up some UVA & UVB and encourage Vitamin D to be produced which has left me feeling lovely =]


I now sit here, catching up on FB and writing this. Joy of joys! 


Britain's Got Talent. Well, yeah you know.


Desperate Housewives finally came back, i may have already said this but who cares!? It was lovely to watch an action packed episode rather than:


"Did you hear?! Paul Young was shot last night"


"What?!"


"Oh my, lets talk about this over some poker, and also discuss our marital/ personal/ physical/ relationship/ addiction and petty problems"


"Sounds great"


"See you at 7!"


Don't get me wrong, i love the show, i was just connecting to those who don't. There's no need to be alarmed!


Tuttybye!

Just A Matter Of Time

Well i've just listened to Lady Gaga's 'Judas' - her new song from her third album which was released today! I gotta say, hearing the preview on iTunes didn't do it justice AT ALL! It's one of her more club sounding songs, it's like nothing she's done before. When i play it in my car, i can sense a lot of people will think im to dustup or something (i think that's what it sounds like anyway) which could mean a lot of weird looks are a heading' my way! I can't stop listening to it, it's not my favourite, even though there are about 5 which are tied for number one, it's catchy but in all honesty the lyrics are about a persons relationship with religion  in which it prevents them from doing things they really want to. Love it.


Her album is out in just over a month, so excited i could give birth to a machine gun.


OTHER news, i need to catch up on Eastenders, rather behind..


Had Sophie, Freya and Andy over yesterday for a dinner party, which i must say was bloody fantastic :D Im such a culinary king. 


Starter: Crispy Salad with Homemade Garlic Croutons. 


Main: Moroccan Meatballs with Herbed Couscous,


Dessert: Sunken Chocolate Dessert with Vanilla Ice Cream.


You may stop salivating now.


It was delish.


It was very nice to do something civilised with friends for a change, rather than just get lampshaded and whatnot. i felt rather civil, and dare i say it, resembling Bree Van De Kamp.. Regardless of said comparison, it was a successful Come Dine With Me, the others have a tough act to follow ;]

Perspective

Before we start shooting guns and pointing fingers, i just want to say my decline in blogging rates is due to me awaiting reconnection of my internet. Get it? Got it? GOOD.


Once it's back tomorrow, they shall be picking up again.


It's day two of Easter holidays and i find myself where i work, using the free internet to catch up with facebook (properly) and college work. It's such an odd thing, some people wouldn't dream of going to work unless they have to, but i like Costa HH. It may be weird, but i like it =] i also get reduced food, what more dya want?!
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Anyway, to the thick. I have a show tonight, it's only a one night thing and despite not really knowing much about the play, who the other characters are, around 6 rehearsals, having to decide our own lighting (how the feck am i meant to know how i wanna be lit?!) and most terribly ... the lack of ticket sales, i've been told we've sold quite a few in the last couple of days, but i cant get the number 9 outta my head. That's the number of tickets that i KNOW have been sold. Nine. 9. Im crying rivers here. Good writing though.. So yeah thats tonight, looking forward to it but also slightly nervous.


New house is ok, actually. Don't get me started.


The weather has been lovely hasn't it? Such a shame it's not as nice today.


This blog will probably lack the laughter you've been used to, but CALM DOWN, not blogging for a few weeks makes you rusty!
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MeasureMeasure is going SO well, I can't wait to perform it :D I've bee designing propaganda posters, which i think are pretty good, just need to get those done and focus on costume, props and line learning.
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Im also loving Glee, it's getting better every week, BIESTE SANG!! oooo it was loverly! I still don't feel its on par with last season, maybe thats because the first 5 episodes were a real let down? Nevertheless. Getting Better. 
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Im about to become broke, will less than £20 of my own money to last until early May, it's going to be another month of borrowing. Sorry Mum! =[
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DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES IS BACK TOMORROW!! This great news was brought to me by the great Channel 4 advert for the next episode. Sophie, how told me that it wouldn't be back till..October... really had me fooled. When i found it it was back on this week, i literally screamed. With excitement. Channel 4 were obviously waiting for Waterloo Road to end, which brings me to my next subject..
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Waterloo Road = WEAK ENDING. The worst ending i've ever witnessed to the show, it lacked thrill, excitement and most importantly, empathy. Yes, Finn saved Denzels life and may never walk again, but it seemed too much of a cliché for me to feel some emotion. Francesca and Jonah had a student teacher relationship which ended in her getting arrested after the two had just got married. This was the better story line of the second half of the series, it covered a real life topic believably but ultimately fizzled out by being caught.  


End of critic writing =]


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To conclude (sounds too much like an essay) a good week is upon me, and im looking at easter in a new perspective, to have some fun, but actually get the work done like i moaned about while at college. Dance, you'll be the death of me.


PEACE.

It's Been Crazy

Oh my goodness, oh my gracious, oh my me.. I have moved AGAIN, yes thats right, i have moved from Bolnore (Toytown, Stepford, Wisteria Lane, giant model village)  back to Burgess Hill. My hometown.

Those of you who have moved, and can remember it, especially if you've moved more than once in you childhood/teens.. you kinda start to loose a bit of your identity. It's bizarre but, when we move and i see my new room, i feel like im starting again, and each time i do i lose a bit of myself.. it's hard to explain, but it does suck. However, im very happy to be back in regular society, i do feel more human.

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MY GOD it was Emma's 18th yesterday, it was cracking! Pre drinks at Terri's was lols, well, from when we got there to finally finding The Twisted Lemon it was very eventful.. wasn't it LAURA... ;] The actual partay itself was bien! Was fabby dabs to see everyone, and kinda meet Emmas other friends, unfortunately Single Ladies didn't come on, so i couldn't give a live performance. Darn it. BUT the food may i say was splendid, i loved the wedges, especially the spiced ones! Andy, Sophie, Freya and I, oh and Joe, left at some-time-to-midnight and found ourselves at Haunt. The Haunt. The Haunted. The What-ever-its-bloody-called and were in there till about half 1 methinks, it was heaving with people, so packed and Freya managed to get with.. 5 guys. FIVE. Girl were table dancin' and shakin what her momma gave herrr! So much so she face planted the floor. Twice. Also, not forgetting being passed around by a group of sex hungry, beer drenched men. Scary.

Getting back to Terri's was OK, the plan was as she and Laura left early, once us lot came back we'd ring her and she'd let us in. That plan went to major shit. We waited outside for 20 mins trying to wake the betch up, and literally thought for a second we'd be screwed. 28 missed calls later, we were inside.....

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Essentially had a McDonalds for breakfast, but it was their lunch menu. Never again.

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My house, well.. my room looks like 2012 came early.. im nearly balls deep in just stuff. Need to sort that shizaliz out.

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I should be asleep, but thought about Blogger, and i had to see him and write him this letter.

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Im currently listening to Glee, the slower songs.. One Less Bell To Answer/ A House Is Not A Home to be specific. Season 1 is still better than season 2. blegh.

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I am now going to engage in a heightened level of friendship with Leonardo. Before you crazy cats get too excited, that's what my bed is called. Did I name it? No, but i love it just as much, it's what the stitching says, he is my Leonardo and he shall be mine and mine he shall be!

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PS. Team MeasureMeasure kicks ass. That is all.