February Needs A Slap

Well here we are. March. Welcome to 2011, would you like a drink? I know you're staying for a month, but i was just wondering what you'll bring me? Any gifts or anything positive as such?


How about MY MONEY/WONGA/MULA/GREEN/DOLLAH?!?!?!


That's right you heard me you 31 day'd bumface! You're younger sibling, February FAILED to come up with the goods! I don't know whether you know this, but from where I come from people need money to live in this day and age. Sad reality i know but unfortunately I don't make the rules. I haven't been this poor, since.. well... ever. 


As for you February, don't think you're getting away with this! Im one of the nice people that still count you as a month! Now imma stay calm, even though every year you insist on having lovers day on the 14th which i've told you before is a lame excuse to call a holiday season. That's for Easter and Christmas. Sorry, but deal with it.


Never try being poor but happy. Guess what.. it's not that happy.


Half term has also screwed me financially due to EMA not being the richest scheme in the world and not paying for when i don't have to attend college, so im also £20 down which in times like these, keeps me afloat. 


If i haven't been paid my tomorrow, then I have a right to march (ha..get it..) right into work and get up in the face that is my employer and be like 'where's my money' In a more polite way obviously, that would be rude otherwise!